The Spectrum’s sex issue was released on Valentine’s day and inside there was a poll about which sex positions UB students preferred. The poll revealed that the most popular sex position among UB students was doggy style beating out the conservative missionary position which came in third place. Of course doggy style can be fun but, after a while your knees are going to start to hurt.
Spring is coming. Any day now the weather will get warm and make you want to break out your favorite shorts and skirts. Your knees will soon be exposed to the warm spring air, which may make people ask why your knees are all red and bruised. So it is time to try out some new sex positions for spring. You could try the “prison guard” position. This position requires one partner to stand behind the other (front to back). Then the partner standing in front will bend over and put their hands behind their back. This allows the back partner to grab their hands, almost like they are handcuffing the front partner. Then they can thrust away! For an animated look at how this position works you can go to: http://www.sexinfo101.com/prisonguard.shtml but be advised that we do not endorse the comments others make on this site. This position is perfect for spring because you can avoid the tell-tale red knees of doggy style while still getting the same penetration angle as doggy style. What also makes this a great position for spring is the fact that it can be done anywhere. So while you are outside on your first nature hike of the season if the urge strikes you to get busy in the woods you can do so without the fear of getting pine needles or poison ivy in any strange places.
If oral is more your style you can try the “standing 69” position. This position is also easy on the knees and can be done in the woods. This position takes a fairly strong person to pull off. So if you found your perfect gorilla juice head at the shore this summer this position may be your dream come true. This position is classic 69 position only done standing up. One partner must hold the other partner upside-down and in the air so that both partners have their mouths on the other partners’ genitals. For an animated look at this position use this link: http://www.sexinfo101.com/sp_standingsixtynine.shtml This may required more protection than just condoms or dental dams. Depending on how much you trust your partner to hold you in the air without dropping you on your head you may also need a helmet.
If you are a die-hard doggy style fan and will settle for nothing less you can always get knee pads. Whatever sex positions you try for spring make sure you use protection and talk to your partners about what they are comfortable doing before you flip them upside-down in the woods. Free condoms and dental dams are always available at SBI Health Education in Hayes Annex C, on South Campus.
Happy Humping!
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